reblog if you’re too cute for the state, ignore if you’re counter-revolutionary
ugh mom. i dont want to do my homework. i want to liberate the proletariat
This weekend at NFL Districts I committed some atrocities against debate. For instance, I read “planks” to my plan text. One of these planks specified that the funding mechanism for the plan was a 20% tax on energy drinks. This was added after round 1, where we were informed by the judges that we needed to add such a thing. NFL districts is literally the holocaust.
The other team looks at you pretentiously,
“We’re NOT racists..!”
And we’re like:
WUB WUBWUBWUBWUB WUBWUBWUBWUB WUB WUB
and the 2A is like